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Welcome to Blackhaven…

..of haggis and evil jam..  
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.. expect Nigel to bite your legs off..
Smugglers’ Wynd, Blackhaven
I am often asked, where exactly IS the alleged village of Blackhaven?  Mostly, by people keen to avoid accidentally going there.  I can safely say Blackhaven might or might not be somewhere in the Highlands of Scotland.  And the characters you will meet there might or might not be certifiable in many different ways. On the plus side, it’s not uneventful there.  On the other hand, most of the events are unsettling or criminal. Well, I have tried to warn you.   Meanwhile – try not to worry..  
Old Kirk Street, Blackhaven
Quayside, Blackhaven